(Source: paramore-edits)
when you’re finally having a conversation with someone but then you send them a message and they don’t respond and you’re just like i blew it
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One second, you’re totally vibing this Phish jam from the impromptu ‘cert they played in the spring of ‘92, and the next second it sounds like straight up garbage noises. Like a cat, rummaging around in the garbage. Noisily. Basically, you’re halfway to high but not quite there, and you really wish your body could make up its mind before Clerks comes on TV. Because you’ve seen it sober, and it is pretty boring. It’s boring if you’re high, too, but at least then you could zone out and think about how weird fur is for two hours.
To everyone out there who has had a day, or days, or years like this, truly congratulations on all of your victories.
thanks <3
I need this taped to my wall.
